The best watch!
Amazing features:
- Sick design boosts self esteem and will help u get fucked for sure!
- Waterproof so u can actually fucking wear it and not have it break within days from all the cum on ur wrists from having so much sex because of ur awesome watch, or a badly designed faucet
- Actually consistently does it’s main job, showing the time and drawing attention to ur sick watch and it’s awesome display, yet still manages a few days of battery life.
- has wireless long range connectivity they(probably) can’t use to spy on u(LoRaWAN)
- doesn’t have any stupid smartwatch shit. doesn’t tell u when u have a heart attack or whatever to preserve the excitement of not knowing what the fuck is going on waiting to see if u’ll die or not and knowing no one else will know either!
- unlike you, your watch will enjoy a long life thanks to taking good care of it’s battery and having it be replaceable if it dies, as well as the most durable usb c connector on the market.
- syncs appointments and alarms with your computer so u’ll be notified of all the appointments u miss without having to get up and check ur laptop first so u can go right back to sleep
